Mac ‘N Cheese

This January we met our children and their significant others in Hawaii for a delayed Christmas vacation, primarily because Hawaii emerged as the midpoint of our scattered lives. Ned and Emily joined us from China, while Frances and Dan traveled from Seattle, and we arrived from Chicago. Nick and I looked forward to leaving mainland staples behind and sampling Polynesian food. To Ned and Emily, this was the first outpost of the United States, and they looked forward to a respite from the daily Chinese fare of stick food, duck tongue and various rodents. They reveled in an American supermarket, feasting their eyes on American comfort food – thick hamburgers and French fries and boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese –that pasta that comes with powdered milk/cheese combo – how can that be a comfort food? What does that say about me as a parent? Shouldn’t a comfort food be a nostalgic reminder of a home-made favorite, touching all the key senses – sight, smell, taste and mouth feel? It is definitely true that our kids were served their share of processed mac ‘n cheese, typically something that I made in the last few minutes before the baby sitter came and we went out to dinner. I did feel a touch of guilt as I sprinkled in that bright orange radioactive powder, but perhaps I thought that at least I wasn’t serving them one of those wretched McDonald’s Happy Meals. And then I would take a bite of the mac ‘n cheese, and then another – it was actually not bad. Here I was about to go to someone’s house for dinner, someone who had probably spent a good part of the afternoon cooking a very fine meal, and I was snacking on shitty mac ‘n cheese. That was the guiltiest part of the whole experience. Continue reading

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Chapter 21: Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery

I pulled my car over and parked on the shoulder, took a deep breath, sighed, closed my eyes and rested my head on the steering wheel. I could generally divide cases into three categories, those where I was in control of all the information and had total leverage, those where I was in control of some of the information and had some leverage, and finally those uncomfortable cases where I knew that I was simply a tool of someone else’s agenda. I had been around along enough to know that the first best-case scenario was unlikely and that the middle scenarios were most likely – where there was some push and pull between me, the client and the principle players. I could live with that. In fact, that was frequently how a case became exciting, moving from a walk on part in the ongoing drama to the master manipulator. But I clearly knew that this case was getting out of my control and it felt uncomfortable being toyed with by Goddard and his father. It would take a monumental effort on my part to climb back into a seat of power – to get the leverage to corral Goddard and get Sam to give me a wider berth. Continue reading

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The Art of Relaxing

For the past 10 days around the Christmas holiday, I have been on a serious
jigsaw puzzle jag, assembling 6 puzzles totaling several thousand pieces. I
have put together two Amish farm scenes, fall in Vermont, a scene of colorful
Greek houses clinging to a side of a cliff, a serene mountain lake at sunset,
and a puzzle depicting all the different state birds and flowers. Puzzles were
a staple of my childhood, and in sixth grade I remember inviting Mary, the new girl in school, over to play. We did this circular 500 piece puzzle illustrating different breeds of dogs, and then when we were done, I dissembled it and we did it all over again. Not surprisingly Mary never came back to our house and promptly moved on to a new circle of friends. What is it about puzzles that I find so relaxing? This lead me to ponder the overall concept of the art of relaxing, both in terms of the when and the how. Continue reading

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Pass the Orange

Between Christmas and New Year’s our family traditionally gathers at our cabin in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula (UP) along the shores of Lake Superior. Several other families have the same tradition, and therefore New Year’s has been celebrated with the same group of family friends over many decades and generations. This little community is extraordinarily tight. The cabins are isolated beyond the reach of cell phone, there is no TV and the days are short, with the sun setting by 4:30 PM. So there is much communal time in the cabins, and evenings are filled with a variety of quirky parlor games, so ingrained in tradition that I have never given them a second thought. However, this year I put myself in the shoes of a newcomer stumbling unprepared into this odd little enclave, thrust into a raucous living room on a cold dark night with no escape. I realize now that no matter how genial and welcoming this cozy group is, outsiders are roped into the medley of games and cannot help but think that they are being subjected to a series of institutionalized assaults on their personal space. Continue reading

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Chapter 20: Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery

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We pulled into the expansive circular driveway in tandem. This time the driveway was vacant, and Sam had wisely decided to park the Cadillac Escalade elsewhere. I went over and gave Grimes our usual vertical handshake in a solidarity stance, then taking a half step towards each other to briefly pat each other on the back.  I saw Detective McNitt startle at this sign of familiarity. We didn’t even have a chance to exchange pleasantries when the large oak door opened and Sam Todd stepped out. Continue reading

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Chapters 18-19: Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery

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Chapter 18

I started to make a pile of the green puzzle pieces that looked like the grass and trees, and I noticed that Goddard was doing the same with the sky and cloud pieces.  The puzzle was turning out to be a God send – we could both stare at the puzzle and continue talking without having to stare at each other and any uncomfortable silences could be absorbed by working on the puzzle.  “Well tell me about your mother,” I said softly.

“Yes, the beautiful and elegant Cymbaline Todd.  She might have been many things, but mother wouldn’t be one of them.  She was just not present in my life.  She hated CutterCity, and I can’t imagine why she moved there.  As far as I know, she had two loving and supportive parents, although my grandfather died when she was twelve.  I think that she had a few wild teenage years, but why she decamped to CutterCity is a mystery.  It is a far cry from the Murphy mansion on the beach.  I don’t even know how she met my father.  Have you ever been to CutterCity?  It is pretty grimy.” Continue reading

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Deal or No Deal

The game show “Deal or No Deal” premiered in 2005, and NBC took advantage of its faddish popularity by airing it at least twice a week in primetime. By 2008, it died of overexposure, joining Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and other burn out cases on the obscure Game Show Network. In its heyday, viewers responded to the voyeuristic pleasures of watching frenetic contestants make the biggest financial decisions of their lives on national TV in front of a cheering audience and the leering Howie Mandel, the show’s skinhead host. But it turns out that there was another niche audience that was rapt in front of the TV – behavioral economists who considered this a unique real life experiment in how people assess financial risk. Continue reading

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Chapters 16-17: Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery

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We walked into the café together with my shoulder propping Goddard up.  Fanny took one look at him and immediately started putting together another ice pack.  Goddard’s head wobbled as he looked up through the lank hair falling across his eyes.  I could feel him sucking it up as he tried to break loose of my support and stand on his own.  “Thank you Mr. Ralph and Ms. Fanny, I remember spending many pleasant hours here during my college days.  Mr. Ralph, as I recall you were my bridge partner, where taught me the Stayman convention and how to finesse.  I appreciate your continued hospitality.  As you can see, I am a bit down on my luck.”  This demonstration of cultured politeness totally sapped his energy and his full weight fell on my shoulder. Continue reading

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Cwazy Wabbits

 

As my husband can attest, I am not an everyday cook, but I do enjoy cooking for a special occasion. But then Nick wonders why I experiment on dinner guests. My answer is that my cooking is a “one and done” event. It is similar to my knitting. I can always find a way to improve an afghan, but once completed, I am so sick of the project that it wouldn’t occur to me to repeat it. This brings me to my first experiment with rabbit. It was over 30 years ago, and this was our debut dinner party as a married couple. I decided that the usual quartet of main course options – red meat, chicken, pork or seafood – was too mundane, and selected rabbit as a novelty entrée. I special ordered some rabbit from the butcher and got a recipe from Helen, who lives in Paris. I put all of the rabbit into the pot and simmered it with a cream and mustard sauce. I then served it with a side dish of cranberries. Continue reading

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Chapters 13-15: Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery

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I was startled to see that it was already 4:30 PM.  I would have to hustle back to Goddard’s studio to make sure that I had time to find a parking space before our 5 PM appointment.  I pulled out of the parking space and into the traffic streaming out of the University heading down to town for a Saturday night.  The University had instituted very strict rules about underage drinking on campus, and the police blotter report in the local newspaper was always filled with reports of the campus police raiding a fraternity party.  As high minded as this approach was, the result was that students simply got into their cars and headed off campus for their weekend revelries, leaving the relative safety of the campus where students walked from party to party.  Now, overimbibed students would be weaving around town in cars, and the police blotter occasionally reflected the danger of this approach.  I lived at home during my college years, and was typically working weekends – cases with my father always seemed to break on a Saturday – so I missed those years of poor decision-making.   I stopped suddenly to let a bevy of students jay walk in front of my car – several girls draped over a couple of boys who sashayed down the street with beer in hand.  Continue reading

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