Monthly Archives: April 2016

Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

Posted on April 25, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Rob Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner It is the beginning of baseball season, and I couldn’t care less.  This is astonishing to me since I grew up surrounded by baseball.  My mother taught me how to throw a baseball … Continue reading →

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Podcast: People Sitting in Front of Me: The Bald Man

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Liza Blue

What can you deduce from the backs of people’s head sitting in front of you.  What about this bald man? Follow Liza Blue on: Share:

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People Sitting in Front of Me: The Bald Man

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Liza Blue

  Even in the crowded writing conference, the bald man in front of me catches my eye, his noggin is as smooth as a bowling lane and as well-worn as a catcher’s mitt.  He turns slightly and the fluorescent light … Continue reading →

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Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Liza Blue

Dear Dos Equis Beer, I am writing in regard to your recent announcement that you are retiring your spokesperson for your “Most Interesting Man in the World” beer campaign.  I am excited by this opportunity to refresh your image.  For … Continue reading →

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